Mango Town Human Resources is looking to fill the following positions: Mango Town Gift Shop Manager, Mango Town Drug Mule, Mango Town Mascot, Mango Town Santero, and Mango Town Hamster Trainer (Minimum of Seven Years Experience Required). If you feel you would be the best candidate for any one of these positions, please email your resume to MangoTown@yahoo.com. Due to heavy email volume, please make the subject “I got Mango’d in the Face” as we tend to open these emails at the moment of arrival. For the safety of our townspeople; Jews need not apply.
MANGO TOWN EMPEROR – Ariel “Little Fonti-Bear”
MANGO TOWN WILDLIFE PROTECTOR - Darian “Big Fonti-Bear”
MANGO TOWN MINISTER OF TOURISM – Alan “You got 5 on it?”
MANGO TOWN ACTIVITY COORDINATOR: Milton “Al CaBone”
MANGO TOWN RECORDS CEO: Alessandro “El Gato”
THE HONORABLE MANGO TOWN CUCARACHA -Carlos “Its Britney Bitch”
THE FEARED MANGO TOWN SHOT CALLER: Julian “Salce”
