Mango Towns history begins with a tale of heroism, where one Mango made its journey around the world. The ”Mango”, although a delicious treat in the states, is also a national treasure around the globe. Praised all over the world, its graces and beauty has brought the greatest empires to their knees. Now, I know what many of you might be thinking, “but Ariel it’s only a Mango!” Only a Mango? In April of 1986, after the New Kids on the Block album debut, thirty-six marine biologist found irrefutable evidence of Mango’s in not only biblical times but some of the most defining moments in human history, from the parting of the red sea (originally named The Mango Time Sunrise Festival) to the assassination of JFK (where a Mango was not only responsible for the assassination of our first Irish-Catholic president but the framing of Lee Harvey Oswald as well). It was proved that Jesus M. Christ (in fact) did not feed an entire country with one loaf of bread and one fish, that’s just retarded, it was (in fact) an amazing phenomenon that goes by the name of “Arroz con Mango” (rice and Mango). It is said that one spoon full of Arroz con Mango can heal 12 types of herpes, Ebola, E.D., the Rhino virus, Rhino attacks, Rhino Rape, and the Cross-Bow. Mango’s also have the ability to give men super human running abilities and women super human cooking and cleaning abilities (It’s science). But the history of Mango Town cannot be told in one sitting for it is known to cause seizure’s in small animals. The legacy will be told!!
[Better than Penicillin (FACT)]
